“I’m a black woman – Hillary or Obama, I’m torn,” says Wanda Sykes. “I really just tried to narrow it down to which is giving me more problems in my life, being black or being a woman. … I ended up voting for Obama because there were just too many Hillarys showing up and I don’t think the real Hillary has been shown. There was Crying Hillary, Mean Hillary. Then there was Whiny Hillary. I’m just worried that Slutty Hillary’s gonna show up. Nobody wants to see her grinding on the Liberty Bell.” [Full story, Newsday, 4.22.08]